Pop Tart Thief Gets Pounded

Here are some quotes from azcentral.com:

First, the clerk at the convenience store ripped the man's shirt off as they struggled...

Then . . . he was hit by a pickup truck in the parking lot

...he got up and kept running - into the path of a minivan while he was crossing the street.

Usually I really hate crime, but if I was the convenience store clerk who got to see saw all of this, I almost think it would have been worth getting robbed. That must have been the funniest robbery at that location ever! Too bad they don't have it on video. Can you imagine being so stupid as to go through a struggle with a clerk, get hit by two vehicles and then get booked for robbery all over a couple of pop tarts? If the mini-van had been going a little faster this would have qualified for a Darwin Award.