British Blowfish Self Defense Technique

MEET the Inflatable Hulk - a mugger-deterrent suit that gives you massive muscles in four seconds flat.

The ingenious plastic lining, which is worn discreetly under a jacket, pumps up with the pull of a ripcord if you think you could be a victim of street crime.

The shoulder pads fill with air, giving you a body transformation a bit like the Incredible Hulk, the Marvel Comics superhero.

The above excerpt was taken from an article in the U.K.'s Daily Record. What is wrong with those people? They outlaw self defense tools, and then think something like this is actually a good idea? Perhaps this suit should come with a built in morphine injector so that the wearer won't feel the pain of their impending beating after relying upon this silly device for self defense.

A spokesman for Strathclyde Police said: 'We'd support any product which would enhance the safety of young people. This is an interesting idea.

Somehow I think guns, pepper spray, stun guns, tasers, walking sticks, sharp objects and martial arts would all do a better job of enhancing their safety.